Y’all have made it absolutely clear Math Joke Mondays are a thing and you most certainly are here for them! I have been cracking myself up with every corny tag and punny DM. Thank you! If you already caught my math teacher jokes and algebra-specific puns, I’m coming at you this time with geometry giggles. Enjoy!

Without further adieu…

Geometry Jokes

• What can be right but never wrong? A 90 degree angle.
• What did the acorn say when it grew up? Gee! I’m a tree! (geometry)
• What is the official animal of Pi Day? Pi-thons!
• Why was geometry class taking so long? The teacher kept going off on a tangent.
• Why was the triangle so adorable? Because it had acute angles.
• How does a mathematician tend his fields? With a pro-tractor.
• What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi
• What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless.
• How do you stay warm in a cold room? Go stand in the corner, it’s always 90 degrees!

• What shape do you always have to be careful of? A trap-ezoid!
• Why did the triangle make the basketball team over the square? He always made the three-pointers.
• What did Harry Potter say when Hermione reversed the curse? Hexagon!
• Why should you never argue with a 90 degree angle? They’re always right!
• Why wasn’t the geometry student in class? He sprained his angle.
• Why didn’t the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees!
• Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
• What do you call a math dude who spent all day at the beach? A tan gent.
• What do you call an empty parrot cage? A polly gone! (polygon)

• How do you get from point A to point B? Just take an x-y plane or a rhom-bus.
• Why doesn’t anyone talk to circles? There’s no point.
• Why are obtuse angles always so sad? They’re never right!
• Who do geometry students like to hang out with? A small circle of friends.
• What do parallel lines and vegans have in common? They never meet/meat!
• I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.
• Did you hear about the overeducated circle? It has 360 degrees!
• What is a math teacher’s favorite tree? Geome-tree!
• Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? They were right for each other!

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